Board Games

Imagine this scene:

One hormonal, tired, grumpy mum who is the world's Number One Worse Loser Ever Of Board Games;

One dad, relaxing at the start of 6 days off, who recently realised he was an Aspie and therefore entitled to be as awkward as he wants and he "can't help it";

One highly strung 11 year old, who is a serious contender for the "World's Worse Loser Ever of Board Games" title;

One 8 year old Aspie, who struggles with board games at the best of times and needs everyone else to play exactly, to the letter of the rules (and of course ensure he wins); and

One 4 1/2 year old, who thinks he's 12, who hasn't even learnt what "losing" means and is convinced he is the World Best at everything and that the natural order of the universe is that he wins everything, everytime, but can't understand the rules of the game.

Oh, and one new Mousetrap game, courtesy of their Uncle and Aunt.

Hmmm.

Let's just say I'm up here posting this, whilst claiming I needed to use the toilet, and trying to pluck up courage to go back down there....

I'll let you know who wins!